Sunday, March 27, 2011

some days i think in tweets/statuses...

...and this is one of those days. There's been far too many moments that I could write as a status in the 4 hours I've been awake...too many to actually post on Facebook but too many to not blog about, so here they are:


1. To the thousand plus mall cops doing marching drills to the live drum line in the mall parking lot at 7am: I can't decide if I should be more afraid or feel more secure while shopping but either way your dedication and commitment definitely earns you the right to a segway...no worries, I'll take it up with SM :)


2.  To the 60+ woman who loves to get down during the dancing aerobics classes: I've been trying to decide for the past few weeks if you were entertaining or disturbing...I figured it out today, you're entertaining because you're disturbing...kind of like a train wreck of sorts...but I admire your enthusiasm.


3.  To my iPod shuffle setting, Hillsong, and Casey Vernon: "This is How We Overcome" with dance moves and a treadmill do NOT go together...just FYI...


4.  I will be going blonde again tonight...and if I thought it would draw any more attention than random dance parties and a perfected cat walk down the sidewalk at Mega already do, then I may reconsider, but at this point...what the heck????


5.  To the anti-smoking organizations: If your commitment to stop smoking was only half as effective as American Tobacco Companies' commitment to spread smoking in the developing world, maybe I wouldn't have to involuntarily smoke 5 packs each time I walk to the mall...


6.  To my beloved Tar Heels: While I should be sad that we lost, I'm not...because had we advanced to the Final Four (and Championship) and I NOT been near Franklin Street, I would've been sooooo much more upset!!! 


...I'm sure I'll continue this as the day progresses :)

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